What miserable dog days of summer! I'm melting in this humidity! Wasting away! Fried! Steamed! Shriveling! Ugh!

Accursed, wretched, detestable sun!

It's bad enough your passing days have robbed me of my precious youth!

Forget this! I'm going down to my lab! Kronk, bring me the fans and lets double the dry ice order!!! No, Triple! (And get me a double ( Read more... )